Your spending. Under scrutiny.
Your subscriptions deserve a roast.
Turn recurring charges into a reality check. Subsnitch pairs a sharp, AI-generated roast with the one subscription cut worth making first.
Less spreadsheet energy. More money staying yours.
The Subsnitch standard
Roast the charges, not the person.
A practical cut, not a guilt trip.
No bank login needed.
01 / The reality check
Small charges.
Big main-character energy.
The streaming service you forgot. The app you opened once. We make subscription creep hard to ignore—and easier to act on.
Illustrative roast
“Three streaming services. One show. Your watchlist has a better budget than you do.”
The takeaway: start with the service you use least.
Start with the receipts
Gather your recurring charges. Keep service names and amounts visible; redact your name, account numbers, balances, and unrelated transactions before sharing.
Get the roast, keep the insight
The short-form concept: a 30-second AI-generated roast of your subscription habits, followed by the clearest opportunity to cut spending.
Make one useful cut
Choose what to keep based on actual use. The full audit goes deeper with a recurring-charge breakdown and a prioritized cancellation plan.
Never send passwords or full bank statements. Public roast submissions and the paid audit are separate; check submission terms before sharing.
02 / Beyond the punchline
A little roast.
A clearer plan.
Start with the short-form roast concept, or go deeper with a digital audit. No savings promises—just a more intentional look at what you pay for.
Full subscription audit
$9
Planned one-time digital product. No recurring fee.
- Recurring-charge breakdown
- Priority cuts based on cost and use
- A practical cancellation checklist
Availability and final deliverables are listed on the product page. Any affiliate recommendations will be disclosed.
Make room for better things
Stop funding your forgotten free trials.
Your next good money decision can start with one cut.